edgar-allan-pwned asked: Oh, hello.
Hello good sir
GUYS TALK TO ME…..
guys?
I love how at their wedding they are in the middle. That way they are surrounded by all their friends and family and everyone can see them :)
(Source: yay-caps)
- france: ten
- france: twenty
- france: thirty
- france: forty
- france: fifty
- france: sixty
- france:
- france:
- france: sixty ten
- world: france what are you do—
- france: four twenties
- world: france stop it
- france: four twenties ten
- world: france that doesn't even make any sense
- france:
- france:
- france:
- world:
- france:
- world:
- france: hundred.
Order now!
(Source: thefrogman)
i hate auto correct so much
i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’
i meant tomorrow
Recently I’ve been trying to find Jesus
So at the library I picked up a book called “Not a Fan.” which is about teens finding Jesus.
Opens book to Random page.
Reads “Jesus saved me from being a lesbian”
Calmly shuts book and hurls it at the wall.
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